Benita: What kind of world are we living in people?
James: One which would rather attack than help each other.

Benita: Thanks Howard, next time I'm in Sydney I might get blown up from catching a bus etc.
James: Don't worry next time you're traveling on public transport or sipping on your lattè in an Australian city you need not worry. The police chiefs from around the nation have committed to protecting our way of life, no starving, oppressed, terrorised (terror in its "acceptable" form that is (wars with "smart" bombs, collateral beings and "friendly" fire) ) need enter your thoughts, leaving room for more important things like your cousins exchange "pet" (student*), or those hot *German* guys from MUNA.

Benita: That's what you get for living in a country who allied itself with the bigger "axis of evil".
James: Biggest* axis of evil? I think most of us of the "First" world fit that description, at the moment anyway, and even if only by association.

Benita: Once you would have been proud to say "I'm Australian" now its shameful.
James: I am still proud to say that I am Australian (or "私はオストラーリア人です。"), I'm saddened at the willingness of many to denounce our country, sure there are some things we have collectively done that are shameful, but we can not just give up and walk away.

Why not be more like New Zealand? Well the accent is way to hard to learn, and besides all our sheep have died of in the drought, and you couldn't be a New Zealander without sheep (harmless joking, sorry if any offence taken guys).